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Hi! My name is Megan, I'm 16, and from America... :) I love reading, playing soccer (futbol to the rest of you folk), and reblogging anything i find amusing or extremely sexual on Tumblr. This gif^ pretty much describes my life. Ask me stuff, cause...well cuz... nevermind I don't really have a good reason, just do it. If your having a bad day, click on the Bad Day link over to the right under Navigation. It just might make your day brighter <3

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princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

mywinchestielheart:

cumberbitch-in:

theanimegirlaka:

rogueofwind:

deathpoolquinn:

because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously

WISHY LIST THINGY!

SOME ONE SHOW THESE TO THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM THE’LL LOVE THEM!

Everything about this post is perfect.

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

geldof:

albert-hammond:

geldof:

geldof:

whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan

what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden

you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really

i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter 

Zayn and Liam - ‘Where We Are’ Press Conference.

juvenialls:

romanticvengeance:

juvenialls:

zayn prefers one leg covered in hair and one leg……. bear

that means the tattoo is fresh dumbass

thank you i had no idea i thought it was an artistic choice

someone make them (never) stop [+]

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

devotionii:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

which one of you assholes was it

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.

I wonder if anyone’s noticed I only own one pair of jeans

larrysinlove:

YOUR ELBOW TOUCHING ISN’T SUBTLE

i had to include niall because this is ridic